May 2013
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
cross-dressingsatanlobster:
have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought
they did the do
*hides good snacks from family members*
boy: so uh.. what are you wearing
me: *jake from state farm voice* khakis
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
beerito:
“are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”
My mom asked when Sherlock starts
Me: It starts in the fall
Mom: *sadly* Oh man! You have to wait all summer.
Me: *cries uncontrollably and throws self off roof*
Mom: ...
whoranwithlarry:
“Anderson don’t talk out loud you lower the IQ of the whole street.”
If you don’t love Sherlock you’re wrong
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
